On a spice scale of 1-10 I will never order below an 8—unless it’s on an ethnic scale

I’m left-handed—with a mouse too, to everyone’s annoyance

My birth certificate has the two Japanese names, two Tanzanian names, and one English name my parents gave me

I’ve been donating blood as an O+ patient since 2010

I have trouble remembering numbers—sometimes I have to check the time twice in a row

In high school I learned to parallel park without a camera, and still don’t know how to do it with one

I can make a better “Asian” salad than sweetgreen using actual Asian ingredients, anyday

When I was very young I wanted to be a grocery checkout bagger and a cartoonist, but in 2nd grade this was my goal: